It’s a mystery to me
The game commences
For the usual fee
Plus expenses
Confidential information
It’s in a diary
This is my investigation
It’s not a public inquiry
I go checking out the reports
Digging up the dirt
You get to meet all sorts
In this line of work
Treachery and treason
There’s always an excuse for it
And when I find the reason
I still can’t get used [...]
Around the time of clambake
Movie number twenty five
You and the lying Dutchman
Are still in overdrive
You’re strong as when you started
Mississippi in your soul
You can still be Marlon Brando
And the King of Rock ‘n’ Roll
It isn’t just the records
No, you must have Hollywood
The songs alone are not enough
That much is understood
You’ll soon be back in Memphis
Maybe [...]
The school Christmas party is coming
We ain’t doing rugby no more
McIntyre’s teaching us waltzing
Out on the gymnasium floor
Out on the gymnasium floor
McIntyre’s out of the army
You’ll be slippered if you get it one
McIntyre’s dim, looms loud in the gym
Well, we’ve only got a little short song
We’ve only got a little short song
And it’s 1, 2, [...]
All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
Prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes roars dinosaurs
They’re all doing the monster mash
And most of the taxis, most of the whores
Are only taking calls for cash
I don’t know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is [...]
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