I’m going to Africa
Yes ma’am I’m a brick
Was President Lincoln
Okay Mitten
There’s a dog in the vent
Chicken necks
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times
I’m pedaling backwards this
Snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We’re a totem pole
Dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein
Lives there she’s touching my
Special area
Go banana
Ralphie, Ralphie
Get off, get off
The stage, the stage
Sweetheart, sweetheart
Oh, say can [...]
Uhn tiss, uhn tiss, uhn tiss, baby
Dog will hunt, I’m the front-end loader, travoltin’ over
So try my slam on for size
Drive stick with that Kung-Fu grip, let the banana split
And watch it go right to your thighs
Copperfield, Copperfield style, abracadabra
That bra, do you think I can pull it off?
Wanna bang around? Just jot me down [...]
If your ass is a Chinese restaurant
I’ll have the poo-poo platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads
In the locker room kicked my ass
I said, “Guys I’m like you, I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?”
I just wish I was queer so I [...]
{Uhh, that was creepy
I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass
Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S O S pad
Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood}
{Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now
We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible}
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
If I were God there would be no explicit sex on TV
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea
If I were God thou shall not worship [...]