I’m walking through these pastures
I’m picking up sweet fruit
I’m shaking hands with people
That previously I’d shoot
But nothing will dissuade me
Nothing will dilute
I want to execute
I want to execute
And you tend to meet a lot of scum en route
It doesn’t mean you’ve joined the other side
And because I still wear shorts and my smile is oh [...]
This table has four sturdy legs
A heart of very near wild oak
When others would have screamed out loud, my friend
This one never even spoke
I’ve been sat upon ooh
I’ve been spat upon ooh
I’ve been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher
When someone thinks they’re dead
I’ve been dined upon ooh
I’ve been wined upon ooh
I’ve been taken [...]
I’m losin’ things
That’s what old fashioned love brings
Lost the key to the house
The feelin’ in my mouth
I’m losin’ things
I’m forgettin’ things
That’s what old fashioned love brings
Forget the number of the street
The shoes on the feet
I’m forgettin’ things
‘Cause I’ve a limited capacity in my brain
When my brain is filled with you
Like the impaired ability I have
To [...]
Only buy this if you’re lonely
Only listen if you’re blue
Only buy this if you’re lonely
Only listen if you’re blue
If you are married and you are happy
This song is not to do with you
If you’re listening at your work place
Feeling small amongst the men
Do not sing this to your workmates
This song is not to do with [...]
Guard your body with the best barbed wire
And ward off foe with the fiercest of fire
But let love unguarded into the strangest of nights
Wear your dresses like they’re up for hire
And leave them with your humor in the tumble dryer
And watch yourself stumble down a lane with no lights
School like life turns some men into [...]